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Joke of the Day
"According to serving sizes tonight, I'm a family of 4."
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"Why are white people racist against black people? Cause they have smaller PPs lol"
"Popcorn is great but why did we stop there? This is America & I intend to find out what other foods would be delicious if we exploded them."
"[planning heist] LEADER: we can kill the alarm, but how do we get through the concrete wall? *everyone turns to look at the kool-aid man*"
"Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach? They don't like getting sand in their crack."
"how to find a girl in pic on Internet? don't find any result on Google"
"Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!"
"mom, pull over imma bout to throw up... West side california!! wit uppppp"
"Golf Tip: Be sure and yell ""FORE"" before throwing your golf club at a jogger."
"It's a hard life being a window... Everyone can see right through you"