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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, maan!"

"LH741: Tower give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday Sir."

"The most potent strain of marijuana has just been released to the public reports say consumption has reached an all-time high"

"Jesus walks into a bar No he didn't, because he isn't real."

"What do you call an elderly vampire? Grampire."

"Why does Chuck Norris play cowbell? Because he beats time!"

"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."

"Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road? None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?"

"Why did the disorganized suicide bomber's friends not like him? He was all over the place."

"I don't know the lyrics to any of Pitbull's songs, but in my defense, I'm not really convinced he does either."