216714

Joke of the Day

"The most potent strain of marijuana has just been released to the public reports say consumption has reached an all-time high"

Next Joke
 
"a toast to wives...girlfriends and lovers... may they never meet..."
"What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people."
"I have an eating disorder; I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets."
"Honey, am I fat? Of course not! You just interact a bit more with the Higgs field."
"Anyone ever see Stevie Wonders wife? Neither has he."
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 20 minutes, thermostat 8."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's holding a grenade !"
"His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them ""second class male !"""
"The three most read words in the world: I? ?L?o?v?e? ?Y?o?u? ...NO! It's: ""Made in China."""