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Joke of the Day
"Why does Chuck Norris play cowbell? Because he beats time!"
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"What's better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ!"
"What did the double-amputee say when he stood up? ""I stand corrected."" -From /r/showerthoughts"
"If there was someone selling drugs in this place... .... Weed know."
"What type of candy bar does Snake eat? Snake-kers (Snickers)"
"I'm not late, I'm just giving you extra time to do shit on your phone."
"What's the difference between a priest and a dog? One wears pants and a collar, the other wears a collar and pants"
"I like my women like I like my golf score Mid eighties and with slight handicap."
"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"
"Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10? BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*"