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Joke of the Day
"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...those who count and those who can't."
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"I was practicing moves on a stripper pole, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing. Then 3 firemen fell from the sky and crushed me."
"Your baby's cute. Not baby elephant cute, but still cute."
"""LEEEEET'S GET READY TO TUUUUUUMBLE!!!"" -wet laundry"
"Some people are like Slinkys... Totally useless, but still fun to push down the stairs."
"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, ""Man I'd like to fuck him."" Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""
"Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence."
"What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. A PUNisher"
"What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing? Castanets!"
"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole the calendar? .................they both got 6 months."