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Joke of the Day

"Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!"

"Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor. But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake."

"I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately."

"One man's hoe is probably another man's hoe too."

"Why should you never shout at a pirate? Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)"

"Excercise adds years to your life... ... for example, I went jogging for 3 miles this morning, and I already feel like I am 65!"

"Met this Muslim chick at the bar and she told me to add her as a friend on Eyebook."

"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Don't worry--THEY'LL FUCKING TELL YOU."

"The only way I'd see Taken 3 is if Liam Neeson gets kidnapped and his daughter has to rescue him"

"Shocking that people who've been physically assaulting each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers."