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Joke of the Day

"A broom and a mop have sex. What happens next? The broom gets sweepy."

"What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation? A Rap Tour"

"Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ? because he didn't know Mandarin"

"me: ""what is a librarian's favourite food?"" dog: me: ""SHUSHI lmao"" dog: [starts putting his toys in suitcase]"

"""You have sexy calves."" -Pedophile bull"

"I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward"

"I don't really care who came first, the chicken or the egg. I'm just glad somebody decided both could be broken and fried."

"What's the first thing you should do when you bring a Thai girl home? Check to make sure your dick is bigger than hers."

"What do cannibals call shin meat? Below knee"

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt."