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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what they found in Justin Bieber's urine sample? Marijuana, prescription pills, alcohol, and Flintstones vitamins"

"Before Twitter I had to disappoint people in person."

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe-word."

"What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!"

"What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds? Its a slippery slope."

"If Satan lost his hair... ...there would be hell toupe."

"Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'"

"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"

"What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely? Pole Position"

"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."