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Joke of the Day

"Give it to me straight ""I'd really like to have sex with you-"" Now give it to me gay ""-r boyfriend."""

"BREAKING: Emotionally disturbed man gets into Trump Tower. He was stopped by security, but not before being named a senior advisor."

"When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?"

"How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane? He was retarded"

"My girlfriend is a game girl And I'm the game boy"

"So, I walk in on daughter masturbating with a carrot. I shout, ""Fuck! Seriously? I was going to eat that later, and now it's just going to taste like carrots!"""

"What was Forrest Gump's email password? ""1forrest1"""

"What is the difference between ""ooo"" and ""aaa""? About three centimeters."

"Today at the grocery store, they only had one piece of cheese . . . . . . it was provolone."

"What do you call Halloween for feminists? Triggertreat"