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Joke of the Day

"If a male asks another male for assistance helping him put on a particular piece of clothing, what is it? A brotie. ......(I know this joke was bad)"

"Why is it so hard to forgive hitler? Because he did nothing wrong"

"Guys, read the fine print before selling your soul to the devil. There's no way to opt out of his email newsletters."

"Why can't two blind people get along? They can't see eye to eye."

"Why is six afraid lf seven? Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa."

"Injured myself dancing last night but fortunately I'm eligible for Twerkman's Comp."

"I would never cheat on my partner. Because that would require two people to find me attractive."

"Young Actor: Dad guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well keep at it son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."

"him: what are you looking for on this dating site? me: someone who will hold the cats down so I can take pics of them wearing sunglasses."

"Don't you hate it when you put a freshly baked pie on the windowsill to cool and a cartoon character steals it?"