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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when you put a freshly baked pie on the windowsill to cool and a cartoon character steals it?"

"The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester."

"What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg? the spermutations."

"As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow."

"My friend eats Dead People but it's okay because he's a Fungi"

"[on phone] mom I need u to pick me up from the restaurant right now *whispers* no the date is going terrible, she pronounced it 'pokey-man'"

"Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home."

"Frostbite!! It snow joke!!"

"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team."

"What does the dot on an Indian woman's forehead signify? Coffee's ready"