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Joke of the Day

"him: what are you looking for on this dating site? me: someone who will hold the cats down so I can take pics of them wearing sunglasses."

"When you're at someone's house: Normal people: ""What a lovely house!"" Me: ""What's your WiFi password?"""

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"

"What's Obama's favorite game console? ""The Xbox One"""

"9: The remote isn't working me: Did you smack it? 9: Yep me: Did you push the button down really hard? 9: Yep me: Well I'm out of ideas"

"If you Google ""lost mediaeval servant boy"" You get ""This page cannot be found""."

"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"The worst part about being a billionaire... ...is people thinking you said ""millionaire""."

"A Women Asked ""What Is The Best Way To Avoid Clickbait?"""

"""Owen, you must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker at all costs."" ""Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?"" ""That's cool."""