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Joke of the Day
"If men had periods our commercials would be awesome..."
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"What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job? You had one job."
"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."
"Toilet paper and my iPhone have a lot in common... both are essential when I take a s$it."
"God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die"
"How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!"
"""Children, stop biting grandpa's nails... ...or I'll close the coffin!"""
"Why Can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible. Also, he has Parkinson's disease."
"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."
"Checking my phone one more time before I go to sleep because apparently 533 times wasn't enough today."