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Joke of the Day

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls. I'm sorry"

"A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery. She texts him She texts him : ""your new vehicle has been launched"". He replies : "" is it with gear stick or automatic?"""

"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3x while carrying me to the car!"

"Here's how science works..,, if it's not your idea you think it's insane. Thank you, I'll be here all night! #science #joke"

"My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. Apparently it was making it difficult to complete the exam."

"Difference between inlaw and vultures What is the difference between in-law and vultures? - Vultures attack first, when you are dead. edit: In-law mean's ''Girlfriend/boyfriend's mother''"

"I was driving along the other day when suddenly a deer ran out. I have no idea how it got in my car in the first place."

"Russian burglar What does a Russian burglar wear? ( In a Russian accent ) robber boots"

"It's too bad that everyone who has a solution for everything is at home commenting on the internet."

"I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together...we're Breast friends."