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Joke of the Day
"""Why are you glowing?"" ""I've been eating light."""
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"Too many kids don't know what it's like to enjoy a book the old-fashioned way (watching the movie version on VHS the night before a test)."
"Got fired from the firedepartment Guess putting a sticker saying 'find em hot and leave em dripping' wasn't a good thing to put on our truck"
"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."
"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"
"What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"We are the Midwest We are snowd en."
"Beer commercials really overestimate how many attractive people live in my apartment building."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey"
"So a jewish boy walks into a bar mitzvah"