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Joke of the Day
"Beer commercials really overestimate how many attractive people live in my apartment building."
Next Joke
"""Excuse me sir, are you really just a building in disguise?"" *storefront sweats nervously* ""N-n-no! I am human my name is Bill. Bill...Ding"""
"What is a cheating wife's worst nightmare? A husband in his hybrid"
"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."
"A zombie opened his frig for a snack. He looked at a human brain, but threw it away... ... it was expired."
"a woman deceived me with makeup. she pretended to be a hot girl but she was actually a lizard who stole my emeralds. all of them"
"Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!"
"Serial killers start their day by eating breakfast at McDonalds. Let me rephrase. They arent serial killers until they order & have to wait."
"Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them."
"On their death beds, I bet a lot of bad guys wish they would have turned around and watched more explosions."