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Joke of the Day

"So a jewish boy walks into a bar mitzvah"

"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... But he didn't have root access."

"Tried to inhale a pot seed to see if I could grow a pot plant in my lungs. Swallowed it instead and got a pot belly."

"You'd think by now the Food Network would have late night adult shows with roast beef, cream pies and salad tossing."

"Having a relationship is like taking your SAT. There's a lot of cheating, you never finish at the same time, and, in the end, you end up trying again in a few months."

"Why is a rat and a jew alike? you can find both running through the sewer after a nice hot shower."

"How much does Dickbutt make an hour? Minimeme wage"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, since he's too short to be an ese."

"I want to do an essay on chronology and hand it in late... ... so the professor can say ""it's about time!"""

"Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*"