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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over"

"Who makes more money - a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute- she can wash her crack and resell it."

"A Red Indian introduced me to his wife... ""This is four horses....."" I said, Wow, that's a beautiful name, What does it mean....?"" He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!"

"You know you have a weight problem when even your car insults you. It flashes the word ABS at me and won't stop."

"Which color do Colombian communists hate the most? *Greengos*"

"Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras? Because a and b shells are too small."

"Don't worry, you are safe Zombies eat brains"

"somewhere two teens in a love triangle are saying ""she faves you, but she RTs me"" to one another"

"Pakistan army will never try to win the war against India, someone told them winner has to speak English on live television."

"The second world war should have been called world war returns"