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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."
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"Went on a trampoline with my 1 year old and learned that if you jump JUST right it unfortunately turns into a baby catapult."
"Why are blondes such bad cow herders? Because they can't keep their calves together"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping recently? The goatherd woke him up."
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use a whole chicken."
"The only thing better than iPad... ...is an iTampon."
"When your iPod stops working, it floats. Because it doesn't sync."
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? (NSFW) Where you put the cucumber."
"funny how dumbass pet animals will eat the same thing every day without realizing that Subway offers over 19 different ways to Eat FreshTM"
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."