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Joke of the Day

"I crack my knuckles, turn to the cops and say ""I got this"" as I stroll toward the bank robbers and get shot in the face"

"My dad says I'm lazy, but he's wrong. I like work. I could watch it for hours."

"I hate it when I'm trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World."

"50 condoms A guy at the convenience store asked the cashier for 50 condoms. Two girls in line behind him started snickering, so he turned around, looked them dead in the eyes, and said, ""Make it 52!"""

"How do you know when your sister is on her period? (NSFW) Your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"Kim Kardashian's starts a new political party, and names it Popular Back"

"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"""

"Cross the Road Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."

"Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck. 2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo. 3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

"How do you sink a French battleship? Put it in water."