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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the couch."
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"What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians? A drummer."
"Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself."
"I'm not Madagascar, I'm just disappointedgascar"
"What do you call a ghost in spring? April ghouls"
"Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right."
"I saw such an heart touching story of a... burglar and a victim."
"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""
"My version of ""naked and afraid"" is when I'm in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise."
"A bear walks into a bar Bartender: "" What will you have sir?"" Bear: ""Gin............ and tonic."" Bartender: ""Why the big pause?"" Bear: ""I dont know my dad had them too."""