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Joke of the Day
"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there"
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"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair."
"""Drop it like its hot"" -Terrible Parenting advice from snoop dog"
"What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them"
"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I cant even get into my own pants."
"What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots."
"Was told to turn on the water hose I was told to turn on the water hose. Responded ""I don't know anything about mermaid sexuality"""
"Do you know a good veterinarian? Got asked this by a friend the other day. Hey, do you know a good veterinarian? <he starts flexing his muscles> 'cause these puppies are SICK."
"Me: *breathes"" My parents: you need to watch that attitude young man."
"Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex."