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Joke of the Day
"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there"
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"You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"Why do women get yeast infections? (NSFW) So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt."
"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"
"If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name"
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar Nazi? there, their, they're."
"I want to become an artist I heard there's a lot of monet in that business"
"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip"
"Being killed by a paper-cut would be... Quite a novel way to die."
"[magic school bus] KID: where are we going today MS. FRIZZLE: the zoo KID: but last week we went to SPACE MS. FRIZZLE: im hungover, children"