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Joke of the Day

"I have to start remembering my passwords, I have renamed the dog so many times he just looks at me with disgust now."

"Jokes (Jewish) Why does Jewish guys have big noses? - Because air is free -"

"I think it might be a good idea to not buy gold right now. Is a statement that is bound to get gilded."

"What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !"

"Did you hear about the rabbi performing circumcisions for free? ...he just kept the tips."

"I saw a woman crying on a park bench so I sat down and hugged her and whispered ""please stop stealing my spotlight"""

"I was sitting in traffic the other day got run over."

"[answering machine] ""Hi Mom, leave a message"""

"I thought I heard one of the kids opening the furnace earlier Then I remembered the handle was on the outside."

"Jackson Pollock - great painter piss poor pictionary partner"