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Joke of the Day

"Honey, you know the part in The 6th Sense when she drops his wedding ring & you realize he's been dead the whole time? Well I want a divorce"

"A German joke... ...is no laughing matter"

"TIL That there was a German warship during WW2 that accidentally sunk 34 friendly submarines. Edit:Whoops, wrong sub."

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand base n, those who don't, those who thought this would be a base n-1 joke, ..., and those who thought this would be a binary joke."

"Did you know that most statistics are made up? Around 93,7%"

"If I were Luke Skywalker it would have taken me about six minutes to turn R2-D2 into a bong."

"BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""

"God grant me the dgaf to lol at the things I can't even, the swag to yolo the things I can, and the lifehacks to know the difference"

"Definition of Bravery: Accepting oral sex from a cannibal."

"""I made six figures last year."" - Extremely lazy G.I. Joe employee."