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Joke of the Day

"Honey, you know the part in The 6th Sense when she drops his wedding ring & you realize he's been dead the whole time? Well I want a divorce"

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people"

"So I went to grad school and finished my doctorate... I got my doctorate in fighting games and completed a masters in traditional line dancing. My degree is called the Shoryucan-can"

"My jokes are still in alpha. Hopefully soon they'll get beta."

"I think the easiest way to get a woman to sleep with you is to have her in bed with you when she's very tired."

"My analyst says I anthropomorphize... but It's only a problem when I do it to people."

"My phone dies, freeing me from my prison. I look up at the world. Deer live in my house."

"My son just complained about how far the guy in his video game has to walk. We take our lazy seriously around here."

"How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presence"

"What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A Shih Tzu"