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Joke of the Day

"*sees gf upset* Me: she looks mad, I should say something Brain: lol tell her she's overreacting Me: ok"

"My OC Comic ""Punguins"" tell me what you think! http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=1"

"""Will he ever wake up?"" He's been in a coma for 3 weeks but watch this. *starts playing Pitbull* *patient wakes up to turn off the music*"

"What is a gay horse's favorite meal? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."

"Rule #0 of the Internet: Nothing you put online, even for a second, can ever be taken down. Drink that in and know it."

"How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber? You ask them to pronounce unionize."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds funny dozen tit."

"[Poison Ivy's home] Voice from outside: YOU CONTROL PLANTS? WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THAT? Ivy: [thru window] Go home, Aquaman. You're drunk."

"I always thought 007 had split personality disorder... When he's spying: James Bond. When he's chasing tail: James Boned."