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Joke of the Day

"Rule #0 of the Internet: Nothing you put online, even for a second, can ever be taken down. Drink that in and know it."

"A math joke I'll tell you in a 1/cos"

"Ur mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at sea world."

"Stop correcting my vodkabulary"

"Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced ""Wichitay"" or ""Wichitah?"" It's pronounced ""Topeka."""

"My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles."

"My girlfriend said I should be louder in the bedroom. But apparently she didn't give me permission to snore."

"1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it."

"*you see a bear approaching you* Quick play dead! *bears comes running up* Oh god! OH GOD! What's happening!? Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad"