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Joke of the Day
"I have a bad ping. It might be terminal."
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"What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!"
"How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't need light bulbs, the burning crosses provide enough illumination."
"So I told my wife I ate a bunch of pineapple today ;-) But then as I came in her mouth, I said ""oh yeah, and a bunch of bacon too"""
"Last night, I was laying in my bed, looking up the stars as I thought to my self.. Where the fuck is my roof??"
"PC Master Race"
"HER:I love Tolstoy's take on the human moral struggle ME:*Trying to impress* See I prefer Tolstoyee 3 where Woody was in the trash compactor"
"I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!"
"Today I wanted to make a broken pencil pun But there's no point."
"Kanye running for president."