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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a school teacher and a train? A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo."

"You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some midol."

"I saw a person with a backpack and a messenger bag. Talk about some serious baggage."

"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"

"What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !"

"They say penis size is related to shoe size As if being raped by a clown isn't bad enough."

"Riddle, you see a guy You see a guy on the street talking to himself. What's his nationality? He's a Babylonian."

"""Well guys, I gotta get going."" -Why? ""My wife hits me if I don't wash the dishes."" -And you *let* her hit you? ""OF COURSE NOT!!! I always wash them."""

"It's 2023, a child asks her father ""how did Donald Trump get elected?"" "".....that was the year all the adults were busy coloring."""

"What is Moses's favorite beer? Busch Light."