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Joke of the Day

"Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition. Turns out they all did it."

"I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa."

"Read about this horrible guy who was a racist and a paedophile At least some of the kids are safe"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You poke 'em on!"

"Sleepy pilot What did the tired pilot say to his crew? I think I'm gonna crash"

"Man it would suck if I died on this plane mostly because of some unused gift cards I was waiting for ""the right time"" to use."

"Legally your grocery store can't stop me from tapping on the canned goods and declaring which ones are ripe or not."

"New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints"

"I hope you guys realize that sunflower seeds are salted little plant babies."

"[getting murdered] Me: ""Could you please stop for a second?"" *gives murderer a Snickers"