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Joke of the Day

"Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition. Turns out they all did it."

"The cucumbers are taking over my garden and trying to starve all the other vegetables out. It's a war of nutrition."

"Charlie Sheen renamed his penis due to recent events. ""The African"""

"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."

"Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn"

"I can't tell if I'm going bald... or if it's all in my head."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10? Paul Walker only crashed once."

"How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"Where does a divine beaver live? A God Dam!"

"Walk into the club like whatup OWW Walk into the mace like what DAMN Walk into the sword like wha *dies* *flunks gladiator school*"