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Joke of the Day

"If Last Names Often Come From Ancestors' Professions... Then what the fuck was wrong with Bruce Dickinson's family?"

"Did you hear about the guy who illegally downloaded Free Fallin' and Refugee? He was charged with Petty theft."

"Confucius say....... ........woman who fly in plane upside down, crack up."

"Did you hear that Bruce Willis is going to star in a movie where he goes undercover as an elderly nun? It's called Old Habits Die Hard"

"Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way."

"He said I won his heart and I was all ""Ugh can I just win like $20? How about a sweater from Sears? A pencil? I could really use a pencil."""

"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."

"What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? Inbred."

"My friend told me a joke about alarms I thought it was a snooze."

"What's the cheapest form of birth control? Casey Anthony"