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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!"

"Loan officer: And what is the purpose of your loan, Sir? Me: Whole Foods. I shop at Whole Foods."

"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."

"How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read? Every 28 days or so."

"Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what"

"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."

"What do blind people drive? A cataract."

"NSFW why did the redneck cross the road...? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"What type of bee makes milk? A boo-bee"

"""Have a nice day at the plant!"" -wife caterpillar to husband caterpillar in the morning"