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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child."

"Where did the one legged waitress work? IHOP"

"I had a failed amputation... Costed me an arm and a leg."

"What's a pedos favourite key? A minor."

"What is iron man without his suit? Stark naked."

"Why do black people keep the brims of their hats flat? So birds don't shit on their lips."

"I took an IQ test. The results were negative."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet But I don't know why..."

"Why did the condom hit the wall? Because it was pissed off"

"A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame."