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Joke of the Day

"My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking."

"Did you know 60% of all Asian men have Cataracks? The other 40% drive Mitsubishis."

"I'm going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger."

"Toy Story (1995) - A influential local leader harasses an immigrant who is struggling to adapt to local customs."

"I love getting blowjobs, but sometimes I feel like an asshole."

"<job interview> It says here on your resume that you are a ""self-proclaimed man of few words."" Would you like to elaborate on that? Me: no"

"Haters gonna hate. Tweeters gonna tweet. It's actually pretty obvious that verbs are performed by their respective nouns."

"My favorite extreme sport is riding the passenger seat while my wife drives"

"Funny pick up line Are you from Japan? Because I want to get in Japanese!"

"Let's make a story together. Comment two words and keep the story going from the previous comments. Anything is allowed if it makes sense.... I'll start. One day..."