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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."
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"Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p"
"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner"
"what do goats and humans have in common? Their kids are nice and tender."
"You know you're in your 30's and single when you automatically look for wedding rings even while watching porn."
"Do you think when dead people get tired of being dead they commit life?"
"Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard."
"A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex.. .. the chicken says; ""well, that answers that old question""."
"A flamingo in the streets and a lion in the sheets and a kangaroo at Target and I think Carl forgot to lock up the zoo last night."
"When it comes to Pope vs. Trump, do you take the side of the guy who wears that ridiculous thing on his head or the Pope?"