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Joke of the Day

"What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common? At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican."

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"Wore camouflage pants once. Still can't find my legs."
"A Roman soldier meets another soldier on the road ""Excuse me"" the first soldier asks ""have you crossed Jesus anywhere, by any chance?"""
"I gave a blind man 10$ He told me he'll pay me back the next time he sees me."
"My son fell of the couch and said ""I broke my butt!"" So I said ""I get some super glue to fix it."" He said ""ya but it already had a Crack in it!"""
"Elsa My daughter just told me this before bed. Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon? Because she'll let it goooo"
"What do America and Russia have in common? They both want to kill turkey this thanksgiving"
"Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't."
"Jesus walks on water and everyone is impressed. I walk on water and I'm seriously concerned about this ice breaking..."
"I am meeting my twitter crush in a few days and I have officially added ""Please let me wind up in a trunk and not a freezer"" In my prayers"