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Joke of the Day

"An Indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... You could say that he was naan-compliant."

"I have a dollar bill pressed between my chin and my chest.....who am i? Christopher Reeve at a strip club."

"Why can't you run through camp sites? You can only ran because it's past tents."

"Go into a bathroom stall and write: ""For A Good Time Call Your Mother. She Misses You & Enjoys Hearing Your Voice."""

"Where is Macau located? In MaFarm"

"TIL that humanity's new form of communication is acronyms What does FTFY even mean? I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much."

"HOBOSEXUAL A hobosexual is someone who enters into a relationship to avoid becoming homeless."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner."

"Fact: You can burn up to 10 calories a minutes while having sex... Related: Looking for a workout partner."

"I was leaving the golf course yesterday... when I ran into a guy whose face was all scratched up. I was like ""holy shit man your face is all bloody, are you ok?"" ""Yeah, but I just blew an eagle on 18"