140467

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay Russian? erosexual"

"The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting ""Trump is not my President"" are telling the truth. Their president is Enrique Pena Nieto."

"Fun fact: if you say ""I did the math,"" nobody argues with you because they don't want to have to redo the math themselves."

"So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the great pyramid in Egypt... sources say it was a real shin dig."

"What's a Greek's favorite color of sky? Golden Dawn"

"two fish in a tank. one says to the other... **how do you drive this thing?**"

"It's so rough where I live ... We don't have Jehova's witnesses, we have Jehova's bystanders (who are like ""We didn't see nothing"")"

"I want to listen to the audiobook of The Qur'an. Can someone please burn me a copy? Seriously, folks..."

"Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges? He didn't like the juice."

"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling"