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Joke of the Day

"Life has never given me lemons It has given me anger issues, anxiety, stress, a love for alcohol, and a serious dislike for stupid people"

"Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job"

"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."

"How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb? Manual work ? That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff"

"I am a janitor... They call me Dwayne ""The Smock"" Johnson."

"Dear Algebra.. Stop asking us to find your X She's gone bro."

"What does a short sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? They both have wet noses"

"Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria? Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference."

"What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."

"People that can't walk are so lame"