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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a whiny dog? A chi-WAAA-WAAA!!!!"

"Security signs that begin with ""For your protection..."" essentially end with ""...we will restrict freedoms & invade privacy"""

"Urine is the opposite of you're out."

"""well well well, if it isn't the person who didn't like my Instagram photo"" is how i like to address pretty much everyone"

"What do you call a smart guy in US? A tourist."

"Kid just asked ""why is it called 'flipping the bird'? Why not turtle? Flipping the Turtle."" I can't even answer that bc WHY NOT TURTLE?!"

"Once a madman said ""Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said ""Why should we worry we live in Hindustan."""

"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."

"So /u/unidan is housing a redhead Because her condo flooded and he owns a vacant rental property at the top of the hill in town. Thanks Dan."

"What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced? They put him under joint custody."