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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"Why did Mickey leave Minnie? Because she was fucking goofy."
"*opens dating site account* prepare to be dated you pieces of shit"
"A Conductor ... What do you call a part time conductor ?? . . . a *semiconductor*"
"Investigators weren't sure how the victim was killed, but they did find traces of kindness at the scene."
"What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence? Mountin' time"
"What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him? Amen"
"My girlfriend said to me ""you keep talking like we're on Walky talkies... this relationship is over!!"" ""This relationship is what? Over."""
"Today I asked out a belayer at an indoor climbing place. She said no... She let me down."
"When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want! Its a Trap."