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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Joke -Knock Knock! -Who's there? -The Alamo -The Alamo who? -You said you'd remember!"

"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."

"There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?"

"What do you call a hot girl with no legs? Disabled."

"I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real zombies."

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take -Jenny Mccarthy"

"Catholic church must be serious. Everything with Mass has gravity, after all."

"I tired to kill myself today... But, it was all in vein."

"Go see American Sniper. Or go to your buddy's house and watch him play Call of Duty for two hours"

"Do not email me when my bill is ready, email me when someone has paid it, thank u."