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Joke of the Day

"Once a madman said ""Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said ""Why should we worry we live in Hindustan."""

"why is there cotton in pill bottles? to remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6 offender."

"What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind It's to cheesy."

"'Sorry officer but how was I to know that weird noise my car was making was a bicycle stuck in my mudflap?'"

"{Date} ME: I have to warn you, I'm the jealous type WAITER: What would you folks like? HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?"

"Before you cannibalize your roommate due to cabin fever, remember that you cannot afford the rent alone. #blizzard2016"

"Sexy subjunctives... ... give you would."

"what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? a tear-jerker"