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Joke of the Day

"Once a madman said ""Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said ""Why should we worry we live in Hindustan."""

"My girlfriend asked if I wanted to fast today and I thought she said fist. As a result, she was not amused and she may be pressing charges."

"I hate listening to music during sex... There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there."

"Want to know the real reason girls go to the bathroom together? The air hockey table. All our bathrooms have one."

"How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together."

"All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.The problem is that, after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't."

"Did you hear about the priest who got caught kissing a nun? He was let off with a warning not to get into the habit."

"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."

"What did the unused dough say to the baker? Why don't you knead me?"

"How do mute people tell each others secrets? They put on mittens."