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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat, her patronis is a cake."
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"You say I'm ""Dirty minded"" but then how did you understand what I meant?"
"I used to play teeball... I stopped playing after I struck out"
"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"
"What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have curds in their whey."
"Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it."
"Niggas be like.. ..OH HELL NO!"
"I once held a PHD in the field of literature And then he asked me to put him down and pick up all the books I threw all over the grass"
"I always hear voices when I go for a poo. Shitzophrenia."
"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.."