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Joke of the Day

"Why people cry during the weddings? ...they are preparing for whats coming afterwards"

"This milk is so far past it's expiration date I'm only gonna have a small slice."

"Can't help but think if I hadn't eaten that baby corn in 2001 it would now be teenage corn."

"Why did the Middle Eastern man not want his daughter to go on a date with a boy from school? He was afraid she would come home stoned."

"""well that's a load on my back"" - relieved slut"

"Saw a hitchhiker holding a sign Anywhere But Here' So I swerved, hit him. Now he's in a ditch. Hope that's ok, he wasn't really specific."

"Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on."

"A girl called me up, she said ""come over there's nobody home"" So I went over, but there was nobody home"

"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"

"So, saw a couple of transgenders dressed up as super-heroes.. May be Ex-Men"