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Joke of the Day
"What did the conformist say to the Guru? You make me Sikh!"
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"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."
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"[Me and coworker going for the last piece of cake] You'd better ask yourself if you can type with one hand, Nancy from Accounting."
"GENIE: 3 wishes. But no extra wishes & no sex stuff Me: why not? GENIE: I make the rules ME: I wish I made the rules GENIE: ...dammit"
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