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Joke of the Day
"How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed? Two and a half minutes."
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"How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb? THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW; BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"
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"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."
"I met a girl last night at a bar... She said she wanted the night to be magical... So i fucked her and disappeared."
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"gonna name my first born Horse_ebooks"
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"My wife just woke me up to tell me... Wait. June is over? You must be... JULYing."