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Joke of the Day
"Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing? In case he gets a hole in one."
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"Tasty Tattoo My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one thigh and Santa Claus on the other. She wants to show that there *is* something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
"People say you can't live without love... i think oxygen is more important"
"Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy? In case you wake the sleeping pills!"
"bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong"
"You can't run in a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents."
"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"
"Sometimes I like to mix things up by going big and then also going home."
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."
"Here's another Diarrhea joke If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?"