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Joke of the Day

"How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway."

"What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution? Tsar Wars"

"Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax? For hispanic attacks..."

"You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue."

"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"

"What do you call a homosexual black male? Spear Sucker !"

"Why is oral sex with your wife like being interviewed by the police? One slip of the tongue and your in the shit."

"Wana hear a knock knock joke? Two guys walk into a bar..."

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a rooster? An itchy cock"

"SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE"