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Joke of the Day

"Last time I went to the doctor he prescribed constipation medicine to clear up my earwax. He was right about me being a shithead apparently."

"What do you call a spring break whore... ... a slip inside"

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."

"What do you call a prostitute who does both men and women? An omniwhore."

"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."

"[on a speed date] *2 min long fart* ""It was nice meeting you."""

"Why did the chicken... ...cross the Mobius strip?"

"A guy who won free buffets for life committed suicide the other day I guess he had a lot on his plate."

"What is the similarity between household chores and anal? You don't want to do it but your dad gives it to you anyways."

"How does Father Christmas request a four-way at a brothel? Ho ho ho"