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Joke of the Day
"How does Father Christmas request a four-way at a brothel? Ho ho ho"
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"Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."
"Why do pedophiles have social anxiety? Because they have a hard time fitting in"
"All these people training for marathons and I'm over here, on my couch, trying to lasso the remote with my phone charger."
"Michael Jackson to be recycled"
"What's black and white and red all over? An assassinated President."
"My smartphone is now all I need to organise events in my life My calendar's days are numbered."
"You may be a good person deep down inside, but I don't carry around a shovel"
"I tried to do A minor once... But my fingers were to short to reach it on the keyboard"
"What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails"